8 Signs Your Pet Thinks You’re A Loser
You still think that all pet foods are the same? Ok, here are 8 signs your pet thinks you’re a loser
1. You trust the pet food name. It says ‘Premium’ or ‘Choice’, you buy it. This company has spent millions of dollars researching which name will sell the most dog food or cat food. Who am I to doubt research?
2. Your pet food purchase is based on who has the best commercial. Awwww, those cute dogs and catsyou can’t resist.
3. You purchase your pet’s food from the same store you buy your food. Helllloooo - this is a food store, isn’t it? Besides, you can get a 20 pound bag for only $7.00. They all look the same, who needs a fancy, high priced pet store?
4. Organic my #%%! You have me confused with those organic weirdo’s.
5. You don’t worry if it comes from China! All that pet food recall stuff has been fixed now. That is so last year.
6. Chemicals - Smemicals. That’s just some psycho saying chemical preservatives can cause cancer! The FDA says it safe!
7. Antioxidants - seriously, get a life! All this garbage about ‘free radicals’ is some health nut craze. It’s probably the same losers that started those rumors about second hand smoke! And what? Chelated or proteinated minerals? Same losers trying to sell me high priced pet food for no good reason.
8. Some pets are just lucky. Just like your neighbor’s dog that is 13 and still runs at the dog park everyday. Hmmm, that dog does eat some healthy food. Nah, that’s just luck. You’d rather not talk about it anymore.
Congratulations - your pet thinks you are a loser!
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